*jeff dunham voice* silence! i kill you! *entire crowd of 12-15 year olds and rednecks go wild. he has made comedy history. nothing on earth will ever be as funny for this audience. they go home somber, unable to take enjoyment in anything else. the world then collapses in on itself, creating a vortex and sucking the entire world into it, ending all life, everywhere, for no joke will ever be as funny*
— bell hooks, Communion: The Female Search for Love (via a-golden-lasso-of-my-own)
I’m scared that people would lie to me or are lying to me. Compliments like “you’re so pretty” or “I love you” make me uncomfortable because I always think these are just made up things to make me feel better or because people feel obliged to tell me that for whatever reason.